Hey, why were you wearing that
stuffy-looking suit of armor?

Oh? You didn't like it? It's pretty sturdy,
and protects my body quite nicely.

See? Look at this beautiful skin,
free of bruises and blemishes!

Very nice... I'm actually worried
where my eyes might wander.

You don't look all that worried to me.

I've just got a good poker face. So, you're okay?
You don't mind leaving your armor behind?

It's sturdy, but it's heavy.
Walking around with that on tires me out.

Hey, no complaints here.
I prefer eye candy to scary armor any day.