It looked quite sinister from the outside, but
nothing interesting has happened so far.

...Yeah, seriously.
Looks like all my hunches were off.

Hunches?

I was kind of hoping for something,
but you aren't scared at all...

Oh. So I should be saying things like
“Aaah! Save me, Yuri!” and grabbing onto you?

It's no fun if you tell me up front
you're gonna do it. Forget it.

That's too bad. It sounded like fun.