Hey, there's something seriously messed up
about people eating dog food.

It's all the same mush once it hits
your stomach, right?

Dog food and people food are totally different!

You're just afraid you'll start liking it.

But don't you think the taste is addictive?
I love the unusual flavor!

An acquired taste for the true gourmand.

Woof!

Maybe that's one taste I don't really
need to acquire...