Ohohoho. Me? I'm your local sweet
and stylish representative of the
most fab, celeb guild in town!

Call me Sassoon do Mohorn!

I must say, your
sense of style is
SO last week!

Luckily for you, I'm here
to grace you all with
my great style!

I will make you all look
so stunning, that you'll
even bring ME to tears.

What a steal, right?
I don't even need to
hear your answer.

Here I am, dazzling
the crowds from the
summit of style!

I will make you, who stands at the
lowest of the low in style, realize
just what it means to be fabulous!

Now, bring me something alluring!