Alas! Woe is me...
When sorrows come, they come not
single spies, but in battalions...

Excuse me, is something the matter?

Oh? Why, you're...

Hey, why are you looking at us like
that? You creep, learn some manners!

O-oh, pardon me, I apologize.
I'm a member of the actors' guild, Showtime.

We never asked who ya were...

Ever since that strange monster appeared
in the sky, the other members have
stopped coming to perform...

Please! Take their place on stage!

All of you are just the right height... I think
their costumes would fit perfectly on you.

Oo, this sounds like fun!

At this rate, we'll lose all our credibility
and our guild will be through!

Please! Help us!
I beg you!

How could anyone turn down someone
in such obvious distress?

But...I wonder if we can really pull it off.

Oh, you'll help! Okay, there are four parts to play,
so I'll need the young man, the pretty girl, the foul-mouthed
girl, and the boy to act in the play.

The show will be starting soon, so please go and
change, and learn your lines as fast as you can!

Men are this way! Women are that way!

H-hey, quit your pushing!

So these are the costumes...
Wow, Rita, yours is so cute!

Ugh! Do I really have to
wear this piece of trash?

No way! I'm not doing it!

Ngah, you can't make me wear that!!

Man...no matter how you look at it, these
are some pretty butt-ugly clothes.

At least you're better off than I am. They
even seem to fit your personality a bit...

This is going to be great!

Well, since it seems I blew the auditions
on this one, I might as well go an'
find me a seat in the audience.

Woof!

After surmounting countless obstacles,
the heroine Estelle has finally infiltrated
the Dark Lord's castle.

Dark Lord Yuri!
I will defeat you, and
rescue the princess!

Oo, looks like she means business!

H-heroine!
S-save meee!

Gah hah hah! What can
a measly human like you
hope to accomplish?!

Today, you will meet your
maker! Prepare yourself,
heroine Estelle!

Karol, my minion! Get her!

Filth like you is not worthy of crossing
swords with the Dark Lord!

Take this! Yaa!

H-heroine!

Now it's my turn!

Waah, eeeek!

Oo, the action scenes are
great this time around!

And now for the fatal blow!

What lame special effects!

Time to spice things up a bit.

Huh? Waah!
What the heck is this?!

I'm done for...

Wow! The choreography is excellent!
That minion's acting was great, too.

He wasn't actin'...

Oh, heroine!

Prepare to die, Dark Lord!

You need to learn some humility, human!

You think that's enough to stop me?!

Yuri, let me beat you like
it says in the script!

Nah, this way is more exciting.
Let's keep fighting a bit.

Oh, okay. Maybe that's even better.

Wow! This is great! Amazing!

Heroine! Look out! A-and the
Dark Lord, too... I, agh!

Oh no, the princess suffered a direct hit!

T-that wasn't in the script!

Perhaps our shenanigans have gone a bit too far.

...Why'd you have to hit me too...?

And thus, Princess Rita slayed
the Dark Lord herself, and
restored peace to the world.

The end.