So, that treasure you just got.
Uh, what exactly is it?

It's the Maris Stella! Now that I've got it, everyone
will honor me as a great pirate! I think.

You think? Really? That thing?
Even though it's so small?

Oh no, it's not just small! With this thing on my
side, I can even scratch my head when it's itchy!

Even your head?!

Aye, and with just a little elbow grease,
I can polish it up into a fine little mirror!
It's perfect for spotting food stuck on your face!

And it's a mirror too?!

And that's not all! With some wild flailing, it can
even pass as an extremely dangerous weapon!

AND a weapon?!

...Wait, what does that have to do with anything?!
Why do I always get caught up in everything you say?

You see that? This is the power of the Maris Stella!
I am now a great pirate!

...Really?

Of course not!